Common Sense? In My Me? Less Likely Than You Think

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determined-ghostworm

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Nom. Nom,nom,nom,nom!!!


Danny is a bite first, beat up later kinda guy when it come to clowns.

-So is Jazz, she just has more self control-

Inspired by


Which was inspired by a prompt from @p0ssym1lker

Both are ✨✨✨ beautiful.

nelkcats
nelkcats

Surprise check

When Deadman panicked and rushed to call him during an important meeting, Constantine thought it was a ghost thing, he doubted it was anything really important so he ignored it for a few minutes.

What he didn't expect was for Deadman to inform him that his boss was coming to visit in a few hours (because apparently ghosts had bosses). The poor guy was in a panic, apparently it was the first King in charge in centuries that cared and he was coming to "make sure everything was in order".

Constantine didn't know what to expect; a King who demanded that humanity bow at his feet and the ghosts rule? One who hated it when Deadman got involved with humans and sent him away? A tyrant? It was clear that no ruler had ever been good, according to his ghost friend, so he had low expectations.

He reported this to the League, who took a high alert posture. An hour later, Wonder Woman was reviewing with everyone how foreign royalty should be treated when they heard Captain Marvel laughing with someone in the break room. Deadman was also mysteriously missing.

Constantine peeked in but all he could see was a teenager conversing with the Captain and strangely, the ghost. He was about to tell the boy that he needed a permit to enter the Watchtower when Deadman spoke up.

"I didn't know you were so interested in games, King Phantom, or that you were so good on them"

Then, John noticed the ice crown on the boy's head and his strangely sharp teeth, along with his toxic green eyes.

"Flattering me won't help you in the review" the teenager quipped "remember we're still waiting for Dan to find out if everything here is...balanced."

Constantine realized: The King was a bloody teenager.

welcometosasakiworld
welcometosasakiworld

DPXDC prompt #30

The Justice League was discussing for 30 minutes about how to deal with the newest chaotic problem Klarion created.

Diana was tired of sitting there and doing nothing, so she texted her wife.

"Whatcha doing WW?" Flash, one of her colleagues ask.

"texting my wife."

That got everyone attention.

"wife?" Superman asks perplexed.

"yes." If Diana was being petty by not giving what they wanted? nobody needs to know.

"Who?" Batman ask as eloquently as always.

Wonder Woman stays quiet for a few moments before answering, looking at the JLD pointedly. "...Ellie Phantom."

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Hey y’all!!! Long time no see!! Apologies for the delay in this chapter, I’ve been prioritizing Patrol Partners (which y’all should be so fricken excited for because I sure as hell am).

Please be aware of the updated tags and warnings before starting this chapter!! Enjoy!!! :D <3<3<3

tanglepelt
tanglepelt

Dc x dp idea 93

Ra forces Talia to sacrifice her son to the ghost king. With his obvious re-awakening he most solidify the deal. It’s how he was gifted the Lazarus water in the first place.

Newley crowned 15 year old Danny did not want this child. Like at all. He’s already dealing with parents who want to tear him apart. That reveal didn’t go well at all.

Danny couldn’t take care of himself let alone a stabby 6 year old. The only good thing is he snatched the kid before he was killed by his scary mom and stinky grandfather.

By ancient law. This child belonged to him. Not only that, the child was bound to obey him. Found that part out on accident. He was tired of the murder attempts and promptly told him to knock that off be quiet and sit down. He’s ashamed to admit it took him at least two hours to realize Damian couldn’t talk or stand up.

Yea.

He’s taken to internal dialogue after that little hiccup. He later learned sign language had no effect. Apparently it had to be verbal. It’s not his say to order anyone around. He doesn’t care what the crown means. They were fine without pariah they’ll be fine without him.

At least while he’s still half alive. Despite what the council says he doesn’t need a legal guardian. He’s perfectly fine homeless.

So here he was with 9 year old child and on the run from the government, his parents, and the royal council.

Now when a man in a trench coat tries to expel the ecto-ghost to free the “boy” and the child. Well. He asked for help.

This leads to a dna test. Danny ignored how he had been told Batman by Damian it was of no help. Danny hadn’t even meant to ask, knowing Damian would be forced to answer. His mother must of lied to the poor thing.

With a shocking result, the father was Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne can reclaim his son, but Danny can’t simply hand him over. Something of equal or greater value has to be exchanged.

Obviously Bruce Wayne is happy to make a deal.

Danny just goes. Well either i need a legal guardian as the ghosts are on my butt about it and my parents want me dead. Or. A government organization taken down for trying to eradicate his species.

He gets both.

Damian and Danny refuse to tell anyone why Damian was sacrificed to him.

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Poor poor John, it seem’s that he’s gotten himself into a bit of situation.

@jotaroslooseeyebrowhair


-Too be completely honest everything I know about John Constantine is from AO3. With random snippets like ~steel blue eyes or short blonde hair… and not to forget the “Gods! I need a drink don’t contact me for the next month.. or better yet don’t at all” 👍✨👌

improbably-luminescent
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Stop Having a Concussion and Get us Home!

Tim works as the CEO of Wayne Enterprises. Tim has a secretary, and then he has another one to help her because holy shit, the amount of crap Tam puts up with is insane and she needs an assistant of her own.

Tim's second secretary is one Danny Fenton.

Tim, Tam, and Danny are the last ones in Wayne Enterprises, as the building had to be evacuated due to Superman being mind-controlled and targeting major corporations.

Superman targets Wayne Enterprises.

Tim looks out the window as he his secretaries make their way towards the emergency exit, and there he is.

Floating there.

Staring at him.

Tim swears he can see his Uncle Clark sobbing as his eyes heat up.

Then Danny grabs him, yanks him into the stairwell, and just as the building starts to crumble around them, shoves both Tim and Tam into a glowing green portal.

Danny takes a blow to the head.

They land on a floating island, in a swirling vortex of green, and the one who got them there is unconscious on the ground with a nasty headwound.

Meanwhile, after the Justice League manages to snap Superman out of it, the man throws himself at Batmans feet and just...sobs.

Breaks.

They get the story in bits and pieces.

Tim was in the building, still. The burning, twisted wreckage of Wayne Enterprises.

And Clark can't hear his heartbeat anymore.

@simplestoryteller

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Still have this one on the brain. A collection of scene ideas/concepts that will not give me peace:

The Angsty ones:

Clark trying to get Bruce to tell him what the Anti-Superman contingencies are because guilt is eating him alive and they still don’t know what did this and he’s living in fear and he wants to know they could prevent this if it happened again, even though it’s already happened. This is, understandably, a very bad conversation for them both, given that Bruce is now in a position to be worried for Clark while doing his obsessive retroactive-rerun thing trying to figure out if concern or hesitation for Clark is what allowed the situation to escalate far enough to kill Tim. They both blame themselves.

Bruce realizing that his usual coping mechanism, getting really violent and borderline murdery, needs to be avoided for Robin’s sake (again) but this time it’s not because he needs to avoid traumatizing Robin, this time it’s because they have worked SO hard to get Damian less cool with murder and it would set a bad example.

Conner obsessively scanning the Wayne Industries rubble. There’s a lot of it but he has x-ray vision and super strength and they haven’t found a body yet and he won’t believe it until they do. Because this is Tim and they haven’t find a body and he’s not there and he needs to find him (and the grave is empty) and they can’t be sure.

Dick, who’s now lost each of his younger brothers at least once and is not doing well (but can’t have a breakdown at the Manor), shows up drunk at one of Jason’s safe houses, grabs him like he’s gonna disappear when he walks in and just starts sobbing on his shoulder. “I can’t. I can’t do this again, Jay. Not like this, not again. I can’t I can’t. I wasn’t there. Why am I never there?” <- in fairness to him he was on the scene when Damian died, even if he was knocked out. But, again, he is feeling neither fair nor reasonable about this rn.

Fun things:

Tim carrying Danny around on his back while he and Tam try to figure out where they’ve ended up. This means Tam is the one with her hands free when a ghost shows up. Tim has just enough time to regret this and try to engage instead, but she’s shockingly efficient. He turns, stunned, to his secretary who just clocked a ghost and she shrugs. “Do you have any idea how many meetings we refuse for you a day? This isn’t even my top five scariest days at the office yet.” Tim is speechless.

Jason and Connor’s get-along team-up. Work out your problems, boys, do it for Tim! They both start actively looking for Tim, convinced for their own reasons he may have gotten out. Jason is ghostly-adjacent in some way which is both an asset to this investigation, and really confusing for him.

Danny awake but kinda out of it:

  • “Huh, oh I’m fine, I’m dead”
  • “Oh yeah no worries I heal super fast ever since I died.”
  • keeps forgetting whether or not they know he’s a ghost and trying to pretend he’s not half ghost while also actively doing things like flying or not having legs or being transparent
  • Makes absolutely insane suggestions while Tim tries to engineer their way out of this. They can’t tell whether it’s the concussion talking or the evil-scientist-sounding parents they’re learning about. “We can’t repurpose a toaster as a communication device??? What parts do you think a toaster has???” “Not with that attitude you can’t.” This has been going on continuously throughout the plot. Then one of Danny’s batshit ideas actually works and Tim is completely scandalized.

Tim meets SkulkTech

Tim watches Danny also punch a ghost. Starts having some questions about the job application screening process and whether he’s somehow forgotten this as a hiring requirement. How are all his secretaries like this?

Danny introduces Tim to ghost coffee.